We’re flipping Arthur Lee’s ‘mockingbird’ on its head to thrill rather than kill. It is Atticus Finch, who tells his children that it is a sin to kill a mockingbird because mockingbirds “don’t do one thing but make music for us to enjoy.” They do not damage crops or hurt anyone, they simply bring beauty into the world.
And they’re so named for their ability to mock other birds and even animals.
Our ‘mockery’ is intended to thrill sauce lovers with short cut ‘mock recipes’ creating classics for your table at home – without the efforts of classic cuisine.
The base ingredient for all these tasty tips is our velvety smooth Real Mayonnaise.
Let’s start with something delicious for these poached asparagus while they are still in season.
Mock Hollandaise Sauce
This creamy sauce contains notes of lemon, mustard, and paprika.
Mix 175ml of our Real Mayonnaise with the same of sour cream, stirring in a squeeze of lemon juice, teaspoon of our Dijon Mustard, a shake of paprika and dash of tabasco.
Spoon this over a poached egg on the asparagus and … wow … it’s good.
Burger Sauce.
Although we have so many sauces to elevate your burgers this coming BBQ season, especially our Burger Relish, this is something rather special.
Use 250ml of our Real Mayonnaise as the base, add 1 teaspoon of chopped gherkins, a teaspoon (perhaps 2 if you like it hotter) of our Chilli Ketchup, and a teeny pinch of dried chilli flakes.
Spread, stack and love!
A classic(ish) Rouille
A rouille is a thick, spicy, garlicky French mayonnaise-like sauce originating from Provence. Its name means “rust,” referencing its signature reddish-orange hue. Traditionally made with egg yolks, olive oil, breadcrumbs, garlic, saffron, and cayenne or paprika, it is the classic accompaniment to bouillabaisse being dotted on top.
The shortcut is to use 250ml of (this time) our Garlic Mayonnaise, stirring in a tablespoon of chopped roasted red peppers (from a jar) and a pinch of spicy smoked paprika. Job done.
Make a fish soup with croutons, adding a dot of rouille to the floating croutons.
Bloody Mary Cocktail Sauce
Simple – combine 2 or 3 parts Real Mayonnaise to 1 part Bloody Mary Ketchup and a squeeze of lemon juice, combined to taste.
Green Herb Sauce
This makes a vibrant green sauce packed with fresh herbs balanced by the richness of our Real Mayonnaise.
Finely chop whatever you want, fresh parsley, chives, basil, lemon thyme, a little dill perhaps, and combine a teaspoon of each into the mayo with black pepper and twist of lemon.
It’s a great dipping sauce for, well, just about anything.